Reading is wonderful. Nothing beats reading, as far as solitary pursuits are concerned. Reading? Yes. Yes. Yes!

Except sometimes you can’t. No reading at the wheel. Precious few types of exercise combine well with reading. Reading while walking is accident prone. Reading funny stuff on the job might be frowned upon, despite its wonderful mood soothing effects.

To resolve all these issues, you need to outsource your reading.

And, hurray, big round of applause for her absolutely marvellous job, here comes the wonderful Keren Uzo reading Troim for you:

Shit happens reading only version
Shit happens music version

Originally, we had planned to make some more short stories available in this format, but Covid forced us to reallocate the corresponding funds to help mitigate the devastating effects of the pandemic on the incomes of some Lagos friends. Apologies to those of you who prefer podcasts, we won’t be able to deliver.